Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo about …

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...sentient creatures the merits of pineapple on pizza antibiotic resistant bacteria alien life the war on drugs game theory neuroanatomy cytology wildfires the neighbour's hedge

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