Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Swiss Luxembourger Guinean Equatorial Guinean Palauan Citizen of Vanuatu Russian Azerbaijani Latvian Ukrainian

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.