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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a swan 🦢
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a service station
a library
a supermarket
a station
a zoo
a coffee shop
a corner shop
a school
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.