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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a swan 🦢
in
a park
in
…
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Shifnal
Bournemouth
Bedale
Peterlee
Welwyn Garden City
West Mersea
Frodsham
Stretford
Maghull
Middlewich
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