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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a field
a playground
a library
an Ikea
a hospital
a supermarket
a cinema
a zoo
a taxi rank
a coffee shop
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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