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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a magpie
in
a cinema
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Penistone
Emsworth
Hawes
Colburn
Gravesend
Redenhall with Harleston
Horwich
Shepshed
Torpoint
Whitnash
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