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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a pigeon
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
a hospital
a field
a corner shop
a coffee shop
a restaurant
a library
a supermarket
a taxi rank
a station
a school
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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