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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a pigeon
in
a supermarket
in
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Stamford
Clun
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Cinderford
Sedbergh
Chester-le-Street
Seaford
Keynsham
Greater Willington
Bury St Edmunds
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