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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a squirrel
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a service station
a field
a coffee shop
a station
an Ikea
a nature reserve
a corner shop
a playground
a library
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.