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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal from
a squirrel
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Sedbergh
Keswick
Carnforth
Prescot
Yarmouth
Southminster
Torpoint
Glastonbury
Ashton-under-Lyne
Loughton
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