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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
serve
a swan 🦢
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a library
a corner shop
a taxi rank
a park
an Ikea
a nature reserve
a field
a hospital
a zoo
a station
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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