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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
serve
a swan 🦢
in
a cinema
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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Colchester
Midsomer Norton
Worthing
Thirsk
Thatcham
Raunds
Dartford
Kirkby-in-Ashfield
Batley
Syston
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