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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a squirrel
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a service station
a taxi rank
a park
a nature reserve
a station
a library
a woodland
a playground
a coffee shop
a golf club
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.