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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a squirrel
in
a restaurant
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Chipping Campden
Shepshed
Ongar
Chudleigh
Orpington
Hailsham
Normanton
Morecambe
Braunstone Town
Grantham
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