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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a duck 🦆
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a golf club
a nature reserve
a supermarket
a taxi rank
a field
a hospital
a woodland
a coffee shop
a cinema
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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