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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a duck 🦆
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Mere
Bridport
Crediton
St Mary Cray
Lytchett Minster & Upton
Lydd
Beckenham
Minster
Ottery St Mary
Droitwich Spa
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