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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
gaze at
a robin
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a park
a service station
a nature reserve
a library
an Ikea
a hospital
a cinema
a coffee shop
a corner shop
a zoo
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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