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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
gaze at
a robin
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Erith
Twickenham
South Elmsall
Hertford
Cheshunt
Crediton
Bourne
Solihull
Kingston-upon-Thames
Towcester
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