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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
ensnare
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a restaurant
a station
a library
a zoo
a nature reserve
a supermarket
a woodland
a coffee shop
a park
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.