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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
ensnare
a magpie
in
a restaurant
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Coulsdon
Much Wenlock
Bakewell
Maltby
Maldon
Hungerford
Lytchett Minster & Upton
Corsham
Farnborough
Selsey
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