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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a raccoon 🦝
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a playground
a station
a park
a nature reserve
a supermarket
a restaurant
a cinema
a golf club
an Ikea
a zoo
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