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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a raccoon 🦝
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Church Stretton
Bodmin
Burslem
Knutsford
Yeovil
Acton
St Helens
Bournemouth
Middlesbrough
Ponteland
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