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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
drown
a raccoon 🦝
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a zoo
a hospital
a playground
a cinema
a restaurant
a nature reserve
a field
a park
a coffee shop
an Ikea
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.