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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
drown
a raccoon 🦝
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Shoreham-by-Sea
Abingdon-on-Thames
Pontefract
Alford
Strood
Skipton
Twickenham
Wooler
Chagford
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