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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a swan 🦢
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a park
a corner shop
a station
a school
a service station
a nature reserve
a cinema
a supermarket
a woodland
a golf club
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.