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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a swan 🦢
in
a cinema
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Billericay
Wallingford
Leyton
Ramsey
Keynsham
Diss
Todmorden
Haxby
Winchcombe
Harrow
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