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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a coot
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a restaurant
a school
a field
a nature reserve
a golf club
a cinema
a station
a coffee shop
a woodland
a playground
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.