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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a coot
in
a corner shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Thorne
Farnborough
Whitchurch
Marlow
Cullompton
Billericay
Wivenhoe
Bebington
Epping
Kirton-in-Lindsey
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