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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a magpie
in
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random pathetic excuse
a cinema
an Ikea
a service station
a school
a station
a nature reserve
a woodland
a hospital
a restaurant
a taxi rank
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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