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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a magpie
in
an Ikea
in
…
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Bakewell
Andover
Tenbury Wells
Farnham
East Ham
Whitehill
Wickwar
Middleton
Mansfield
Crosby
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