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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a crow
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a park
a woodland
a corner shop
a golf club
a library
an Ikea
a service station
a nature reserve
a taxi rank
a school
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.