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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a crow
in
an Ikea
in
…
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Ashington
Stainforth
Ashton-under-Lyne
Neston
Mitcheldean
St Helens
Bridgnorth
Twickenham
Hedge End
Buckfastleigh
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