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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lick
a swan 🦢
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a woodland
a hospital
a station
a corner shop
a park
a playground
a coffee shop
a supermarket
a cinema
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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