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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lick
a swan 🦢
in
a park
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Seaton
Waltham Abbey
Farnham
Goole
Ellesmere
Twickenham
Maryport
Arundel
Cleckheaton
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
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