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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lick
a raccoon 🦝
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a cinema
a taxi rank
a hospital
a golf club
a field
a nature reserve
an Ikea
a supermarket
a corner shop
a restaurant
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.