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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lick
a raccoon 🦝
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Brackley
Sandown
Blyth
Tenbury Wells
Basingstoke
Coleford
Bawtry
Beverley
Faringdon
Dunstable
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