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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
tickle
a swan 🦢
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a zoo
a corner shop
a golf club
a school
a field
a supermarket
a nature reserve
a playground
a taxi rank
an Ikea
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.