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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
tickle
a swan 🦢
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
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Bideford
Finchley
Kirkby Stephen
Yate
Middlewich
Colchester
Kendal
Barking
New Alresford
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