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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
wrestle with
a raccoon 🦝
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a coffee shop
a hospital
an Ikea
a school
a station
a playground
a restaurant
a taxi rank
a supermarket
a golf club
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Dan
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