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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
wrestle with
a raccoon 🦝
in
a restaurant
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Crook
Sandwich
Southgate
Sandown
Somerton
Bury
Basildon
Colburn
Market Harborough
Kirkby-in-Ashfield
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