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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
shock
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hospital
a cinema
an Ikea
a station
a playground
a taxi rank
a corner shop
a restaurant
a school
a supermarket
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.