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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
shock
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a hospital
a taxi rank
a woodland
a restaurant
a coffee shop
a corner shop
a school
a service station
a nature reserve
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.