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Child escapades

My son tried to shock a magpie in an Ikea in …

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Swanage Stockton-on-Tees Shipston-on-Stour Blackrod Taunton Upton-upon-Severn Elstree and Borehamwood Margate Harworth and Bircotes Crowland

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