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Child escapades

My son tried to shock a magpie in an Ikea in …

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Brigg Henley-in-Arden Coleshill Barrow-in-Furness Lydd Tamworth Lynton & Lynmouth Huddersfield Northam Bletchley and Fenny Stratford

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