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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
shock
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆
a robin
a blackbird
a swan 🦢
a pigeon
a raccoon 🦝
a koala 🐨
a coot
a crow
a rat 🐀
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