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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
seize
a swan 🦢
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a nature reserve
a restaurant
a playground
a service station
a zoo
an Ikea
a golf club
a cinema
a library
a station
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Dan
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