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Child escapades

My son tried to seize a swan 🦢 in a school in …

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Ludgershall Berwick-upon-Tweed Barnet Tavistock Abingdon-on-Thames Altrincham Shildon South Kirkby and Moorthorpe Blackpool Grimsby

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