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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a blackbird
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
a service station
a coffee shop
a restaurant
a cinema
a library
a station
a playground
a hospital
a woodland
a supermarket
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.