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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a blackbird
in
a supermarket
in
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Needham Market
Rowley Regis
Hayle
Canvey Island
Dursley
Ulverston
Kirkby Stephen
Colne
Marlborough
Sheringham
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