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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a duck 🦆
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cinema
a woodland
a station
a library
a park
a golf club
a nature reserve
a taxi rank
a hospital
a zoo
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