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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a duck 🦆
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Wigan
Burnley
Malmesbury
Gateshead
Yateley
Framlingham
Solihull
Slough
Towcester
Stourport-on-Severn
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