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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
hack
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a nature reserve
a corner shop
a station
a woodland
a supermarket
a library
a hospital
a school
a playground
an Ikea
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.